photo from PinkDome (Hat tip: Boingboing.net)
As do most of you I’m sure, I get a ton of jokes emailed to me. Most I read, chuckle about and delete. One came today that was better than most so, being in a frisky mood, I decided to put it up. If you don’t like jokes, skip on to the next post. If you like the joke but are offended by the subject matter, insert the politician of your choice. I’m posting this one exactly as it came to me.
This test only has one question, but it’s a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.
Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line.
You are in Florida, Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical proportions.
You are photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you’re caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless.
You’re trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.
Suddenly you see a woman in the water. She is fighting for her life, trying not to be taken down with the debris.
You move closer. Somehow the woman looks familiar. You suddenly realize who it is. It’s Hillary Clinton! At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take her under forever.
You have two options: You can save the life of Hillary Clinton or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the world’s most powerful women (in her mind, at least).
Here’s the question, and please give an honest answer….
Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?