Said heiress Paris Hilton as she was led off to jail:
In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make.
What’s even more pathetic than this actual sentence is the fact that it was in a statement released by her lawyer to the press. One would think that the Hilton’s could afford a legal team that wouldn’t let this kind of idiocy slip through. Perhaps celebrity lawyers are as feebleminded as the celebrities they represent.